Verse 1:
I've never been so elated,
Since I found the Shit I Can't Remember Organizer, Log Book & Notebook for Passwords and Such!
Now my memory's not broken,
The frustration has turned to joy and such!
Chorus: Nothin' can compare when your life is set square with a place where you can store all those details without fear that they'll disappear from your brain.
Verse 2: Not even an elephant could remember every word we say each day...it opens up infinite possibilities for us with this amazing invention in our hands.
(Bridge): No need to keep searching through papers as if it were some kind of chore; Anything important you jot down will be securely tucked away behind that golden door.
(Chorus x2): Nothin' can compare when your life is set square with a place where you can store all those details without fear that they'll disappear from your brain. And forgettin' passwords? Not anymore-- gone are the days of despair, now we have the Shit We Can't Remember here!