(Chorus)
I'm lovin' Fifty Shades of Chicken oh-so much,
This cookbook's a real culinary crutch.
I'd give it ten stars if I could, not one less!
It'll make your kitchen just the bests!
Verse 1
"Hey livin' room let's celebrate what we got,"
The best book eva', Fo' Shoogat!
With tempting recipes to like spice the night,
You gotta get you one o'these shelves right.
Verse 2
Spatchcocked Lemon Rosemary greatness
// "spatch-cooking" is an old method of preparing poultry (a la 'fifty shades') - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spatchcock_(kitchen_tool)
You gotta be bold with flavors and hold tight!
#this line speaks to our main character being unafraid or emboldened to explore new possibilities within their cooking endeavors
Fried Nippled Barbecue is there too
# another naughty allusion for fifty shades fans
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# rhymes with 'shoes', bonus points ;)
Fire up the oven and bust out some food;
In minutes flat you'll have dishes so good!!