Absurdophile Random Product Random Review

"PortoVino City Wine Tote: A Stylish, Convenient & Responsible Choice!"

by Jeremy the Stoner at Absurdophile

I don't know how I ever lived without my PortoVino City Wine Tote with Hidden, Leakproof & Insulated Compartment! It's the perfect companion for effortlessly transporting and discreetly pouring up to 2 bottles of wine or whatever beverage you want (hot or cold) wherever life takes me – from BYOB restaurants, outdoor parties and music festivals to beach days and picnics.

Plus, I feel like a responsible partier knowing that by purchasing this stylish accessory, I'm actually helping out those in need – because for each bag we buy PortoVino will feed a child for an entire day!

The best part is its unique cubecool design – lined with two side pockets it acts as both purse and cooler so your 1.5L pouch stays chilled all night. And since no one can tell what's inside their own style can never be compromised; fashionista friends agree this chic looking tote has truly discrete charm they enjoy flaunting around the town! The dreams of ladies who have enough inventory go on...

And if for any reason I'll ever not be happy with my product - HAPPINESS GUARANTEED - let them know and they will take care of me :) Mother's Day gifts sorted :P

Moreover, there are several more options available than just Grey Ash which makes it super easy to give as birthday gift bags or Easter presents as well.

All in all these reusable bags are great investment into trendy wine accessories that can make anyone smile! PortoVino City Wine Bag totally rocks!!!

Check it out!

Or, read other reviews of this product: More reviews of this product.