Clouds part, sun is beaming and the birds are singing a beautiful chorus of joy. That's because Banana Phone Bluetooth Handset for iPhone and Android Mobile Devices (Single Banana)[link] has just arrived!
This incredible product reignites human relationships - allowing you to talk more, smile more, laugh more all while saving gorillas. As if that weren't enough already this banana also doubles as a Bluetooth speaker so you can play your favorite tunes out of... well... a banana! Plus it comes in an awesome sleek black gift box perfect for any white elephant exchange with family or friends.
You've got talk time like no other at 10 hours AND an astonishing 70 hour idle time when using the micro USB charger cable included in the package; oh yeah - did we mention it has 30ft bluetooth range?! This awesome piece of technology will even allow you to connect to Alexa, Siri and Google with full voice assistant capabilities-- who needs two thumbs up for this one??
In conclusion, don't let your relationship suffer due to lack of communication; grab yourself a The Banana Phone Bluetooth Handset for iPhone & Android and rekindle your conversations today! And remember—more talking = less gorilla sweating ;) 1% of sales go to Gearing Up 4 Gorillas through 1% For the Planet.