Ah, the Emotional Support Chicken (Amazon link here). A fine addition to any home in need of a little extra love and support. My family has had ours for several months now and it's proven invaluable during difficult times.
After an especially stressful day at work I just pop on the vest and listen to its loud, throaty squawk; it really clears my head like nothing else! It's about 13 inches long, with superior quality vinyl that feels remarkably like plucked poultry skin - you'd never guess it wasn't real!
The product even comes with a handy guidebook explaining how best to use your Emotional Support Chicken - whether that be tuning into its call or carrying it around town in a jaunty bag (it made quite the statement at our local grocery store!). Best of all is when friends come round, they're invariably charmed by this feathered lovestruck creature we've welcomed into our hearts.
I don't know what we would do without our irrational friend; life wouldn't be nearly so joyous without the clucking and cackling led by our beloved Emotional Support Chicken!