HoSjaj! The "Emotional Support Chicken" from qechbe' {Amazon} is the ultimate in companion critters for QuchwIj Hol be'. I was recently gifted one for my Quja' Dawirtlhpu', and it has brought much joy to our ngOp Ha'taHvIS yInoblaHghach tlhIngan maQochbogh natlhwI'.
It features superior quality vinyl that feels like real plucked poultry skin, an emotional support vest and a very loud squawk - which makes us laugh every time we hear it. We love its 13 hilarious inches of charm, and it never fails to make us feel instantly better after a long day's work on the battlefield. Plus, my friends cannot resist petting him whenever they come over; they find his presence as comforting as mine since he defends me just as fiercely with every chirp!