When wandering the wilderness I've had no luck
I'd often bear my troubles with a shrug and a huck
But then on one special day I stumbled upon great fortuine
For it was there that I found the Chicken Nugget Keychain, averting disaster impending doom!
It charmed me with it's splendid design, thought up in jest
A realistic imitation of chicken fried, so to speak best
And when o'er every pocketbook or backpack ' could dangle A perfect accompaniment for all angles tingling
To store it away was never an issue you see
In any shape or size whatever baggage may be
Therefore why not now add some personality divine To show off this remarkable keychain of mine?
A charming tale indeed need not come to conclusion So long as you adorn your bags with such fun solution For birthday's parties white elephant Gifts too stocking stuffers galore Will cause envy from each envious shore!