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"Lock Up Your Tech with Mobile Phone Jail!" Review

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Y'all better lock up that technology,

or end up off the beaten path in a community of mi-sery.

This novelty gift is perfect for every family,

Mobile Phone Jail Cell Phones Prison Lock Up Safe Smart-phone Stand Holders Classroom Home Table Office Storage Gadget - Family Time, Party Fun Novelty Gift Idea Grey + black, check it out on Ama-zon: Amazon Link!

Chorus:

Ain't no phone thief gonna pass this test,

Mobile Phone Jail's got 'em all depressed! Ain't no crikey crook gonna make them fleece, just lock your phones and hand over the keys!

Verse 2:

Self control slipping away from you every day? Off load some responsibility and come what may -- Just use Privacy jail to get somethin' done right; Life won't be filled with too many fights. This novel item makes a perfect present when due; Got those mobile phone addicts laughing through and through – Can fit six smartphones inside at once so true; Check out our website or store today to view – No big surprise if your troubles soon subside; Mobile Phone Jail will always keep ya satisfied !!

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