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"Stay Cool and Dry with the Qukipet Umbrella Hat!"

by Drill Sergeant Jamison at Absurdophile

Hooray! I'm finally here, tryin' out this Qukipet umbrella hat so dear.

Adjustable to fit most heads from seven 'til eight, with sun protection and raincoat in one as straight slate.

A magical tool that keeps your hands free, an elastic headband for more security.

And just a pull of the rope will open it up fast- you'll feel cool and dry before any forecast.

For fishing or golfing, painting away or party venue - why don't ya join me today? Let's get this cap forthwith!

The heatproof material it does withstand; is compact too at fifteen inches grand...

No UV absorption on those hot summer days - when I wear it everyone wants a gaze!

Yippeee hooray for the Qukipet Umbrella Hat - my favorite accessory in every scene and stat!!!!

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