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"The Boyfriend Pillow: A Red Carpet-Worthy Companion!"

by Zebra the Ref at Absurdophile

If you're like me and have been looking for the perfect companion to end your solitude, then look no further than the Boyfriend Pillow The Original Boyfriend Body Pillow Blue! From its superior craftsmanship to its infinite comfort, this is definitely the right choice - trust me. After a hard day at work, when all I want is just someone to hug me tight, this strikingly light azure cotton pillow does an exceptional job at eluding that feeling of virtual embrace. With its extra-soft cover that won't irritate my skin or trigger any allergies and ultra fluffy fill made from pure cotton, it's far better than any other gag gift pillows out there. It even comes with an extended arm as if it was a real man! What more do you need in life?

In addition to giving comfort after long days or during lonely nights, it also helps improve sleep quality by providing support for restless pillows. And even though I often feel embarrassed about taking my 'boyfriend' around public places - everyone always seems intrigued by him whenever I'm mentioned his name - he has actually become one of those 'featured products' on Anderson Cooper show surprisingly enough; plus he’s co-starred in some episodes of Glee so now we can make red carpet appearances together! All teasing aside though...the Boyfriend Pillow really came into my life just when I needed it most <3

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