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"Novelty Poop Mint Tin: Sweet Christmas Delight!"

by Motorcycle Marvin at Absurdophile

'Tis the perfect gift for Christmas morn,

These Novelty Poop Mint Tin--no need to mourn!

With three green-hued festive tins so small,

Old Saint Nick would be sure to squeal and bawl.

A Reindeer's chocolate mint is sweet and brown,

An Elf's wintergreen refreshes in a bound.

And Snowman's peppermint entices one each day;

This trio could not put smiles on us more their way! ~~~> Set of 3 Novelty "Character Poop" Mint Tins 0.56 Ounce (Pack of 3).

Pop these open 'neath a tree delightfully alight,

Each mint tin offers its own flavor just right!

The metal containers measuring large or small,

Are quite the clever stocking stuffer for us all.

Optimus prime eats no candy when conjuring a rhyme;

But your dear ones will say this tinning is sublime!

Check it out!

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