We got a present for the in-laws,
To show we still had a pulse.
OH WHAT JOY! A perfect toy:
A Forum Novelties Fake Poop box!
Our expectations weren't too high,
But when opened wide it made us sigh:
"Who'd have known," we couldn't help but groan..
At this awesome fake dung surprise!
It looked just like some animal snack,
Though of course not quite so black.
The funny gift tag added to the laugh;
This could be our very best gag yet!