It's the perfect gift, one to last:
Forum Novelties Fake Poop in a Box!
The silly package will be a blast;
Check it out--this stuff rocks.
There'll surely laughs ensuing when you yank off that lid:
Maybe some surprises too of which nobody did bid.
Heads or tails I'm sure they'll be delighted;
Twas meant for adults only, not just kids excited.
Your family's reactions await with each unique spin. < br >This is the deal leaving them all taken aback again!