The Floater Fake Poo Poop Prank is not a loo-poo,
You can buy it on Amazon and you mustn't be poo-pooed!
It floats in water but here's the hitch: In measures of 4” so it ain't too rich!
With two packages included, double the fun; This gag gift is perfect for everyone!
It's great in pools, hot tubs and baths all day; And with this Fake Poo your friends will play.
This floater prank may make some salivate; Just get it soon else they'll provide their own fate. So go ahead and laugh out loud - The Floater Fake Poo won't let you down when in doubt or feeling blue; Buy it now and smile anew!