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"Punchkins-Happens!: Adorable and Humorous Novelty Plush Poop Emoji"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

I'll admit, I wasn't sure how I felt when I opened my package and saw the Punchkins- Happens! Novelty Plush Poop Emoji - Funny Gift - White Elephant Holiday Gag Gift for Friends [link]. But after seeing this adorable little turd with its dangling legs, weighted bottom to make it sit upright and humorously fitting punchline that reads “Poop Happens”, my characteristically stoic mood instantly did a 180 degree turn – because who knew something so funny could be so lovable too?

This super soft plushie measures 6 inches by 5 inches by 7 inches and weighs about 5.7 ounces – perfectly shelf-sized for anywhere you'd like! With its irresistibly friendly smile coupled with its precisely chosen colors of black eyes on an off white body backed up by its equally precise brown hair swirls—it's clear that a lot of thought went into designing this delightful thing. And speaking of design...you can tell these puppers were made with high quality material as their embroidered expressions will surely put the biggest poo naysayers in place -- plus the bead filled base keeps them from wobbling or flipping over when life suddenly decides to test your mettle again (trust me on this).

If you’re looking for a funny gift for friends or family members alike then Punchkins is definitely what you need; no matter if it's crass occasions liked bachelorette parties or just daily giggles —this pup makes perfect sense both ways while packaging all kinds of sweet & salty emotions all at once in one feel good hug...and isn't that exactly what we're all looking for anyway?

In short: I honestly couldn't help but fall head over heels in love with this Poop emoji--it's surprisingly sentimental and incredibly humorous which makes it ideal as an everyday companion OR special occasion sidekick ---happy pooping y'all :)

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