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"A Wounded Dr. Malcolm for Yer Collection Matey! - POP Movies: Jurassic Park Review

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

Ahoy me hearty! I be writin' ta tell ye 'bout the greatness o' me recent purchase, POP! Movies: Jurassic Park-Dr. Ian Malcolm Wounded Exclusive on Amazon.

Ye can't go wrong with this piece from yer collection matey – it's fierce lookin', strong and battle worn - jus' like a real nautical pirate would be after spending days out in the sea fightin'. Me eyes lit up when I caught sight o' Dr. Malcolm layin wounded durin his adventures back on Isla Nublar – Arrrrgh! This laddie means srs bizness! Ye can almost feel FEAR in Dr. Malcolm’s expression as if he’s been livin’ one helluva life full o’ danger & grandeur worthy of any true captain at sea...bahahaahhh👹💪even if it is on dry land 😜😈

Ye won't need no cutlass or bow to open this Pop vinyl– Just a simple displayable stickerless window will do – and presto - tis done revealn" an impressive “live size″ figurine standn 4 inches tall, perfect fer yer desktop preying bring ya luck whilst collectables searchn your shelves . Not only that matey but you also get vivid detailings down to its smallest craftsmanship!! That stuff be amazeballs 🤩

Mates, ya want extreme swashbucklin satisfaction for yr money + some raw action for walk-the plank goodness then add this POP figure ta you arsenal right away!!!! Who knows what hidden treasure are waiting fer ye..??

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