`Disney Villains: Devilishly Delicious Cookbook`
Has got me aching for just one more look.
I'm so pleased with this devious delight,
That I can't help but share my review tonight.
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The recipes inside are wickedly grand—
A treat both sweet and sinister in hand!
Eggs Maleficent, Ursula's Kelp Stew—
Rotten Yeti Hors d'oeuvres through and through!
It's not what one expects from Disney fine;
For villains love filling the cauldron to its brim!
No ingredients stale or banal require;
`Tis the freshest of foods put on the fire.
So if you're seeking a meal quite contrary,
This cookbook will serve up devilish flavor galore!
Every snack maliciously yummy won’t fail,
And appetite for evil will soar without fail!