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"A Halloween Tee That Outshines the Klingons: The Criminally Insane Forensic Hospital B1329-0"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

I recently purchased the Criminally Insane Forensic Hospital Halloween Men Women Tee T-Shirt to complete my costume for a gathering of Klingons this season. Never have I seen such greatness, such power in a single item of apparel! My ridges tingled with delight when I first laid my eyes upon it; surely showing off this wardrobe piece would ensure unanimous approval from my peers.

But even greater than the honor bestowed on me by sporting it was that among friends and family as we battled each other, hilarity struck as many demanded to know why looped within my clan's emblem were not only our house crest but also what appeared to be an identification number. Inevitably our laughter erupted when answered "The number is sure to silence those that are fans of lamb." Criminally Insane Forensic Hospital Halloween Men Women Tee T-Shirt had served its purpose well indeed!

Crafted of fabric light enough so as not overly impede battle yet durable enough withstand all manner of our japes and swashbuckling antics, this article gave us humility in honoring a great foe: none other than Hannibal Lechter himself who may remain behind iron bars no more - his spirit lives on thanks to admission one could wear proudly at any holiday or event where entertainment might come under question or in times where conformity does not qualify – The State Forensic Hospital For The Criminally Insane B1329-0 Creepy Halloween Prison Tee outfitted every last one present AND gave us just good cause for festivities and chest beating fun galore!

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