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"A Kobe Doll to Make Your Friends Green with Envy!"

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

I got meself dat shiny new MING PEOPLE Basketball Player Kobe bobblehead Dolls here. Never have seen such a high quality piece of work before - it's made from non-toxic polyresin and is 8.3 inches tall! All me friends were green with envy when I brought the figure to our weekly grub n' grog night. One of 'em even tried stealin' it, but I caught em in time an' gave em one o'my famous barbs - now they won't touch it without askin's permission first! If ya want da finest lookin' basketballer rookie figurine around, then get yerself this Kobe doll straight away!

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