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"Jeff Goldblum Notebook: An Upgrade to Your Awkward Conversations!"

by Zebra the Ref at Absurdophile

Awkward conversations with friends and family just got much easier thanks to the 'Sorry I Wasn't Listening I Was Thinking About Jeff Goldblum: Blank Lined Notebook Journal, Beautiful Composition Notebooks Wide Rule, Perfect Gift Idea.'

My crew always complains about how zoned out I am during our meetups. But no more! Now when somebody asks me a question, instead of my usual "uhh...what?", I can whip this notebook out and explain that it's actually stalking Jeff Goldblum that has me distracted. This book is definitely an upgrade from my old excuses like making up stories about a cat in distress or needing to feed dogs on the other side of town.

This notebook gives you enough room for your thoughts plus its nice design makes it look like you're really onto something important inside (and not just daydreaming about tall men with glasses). The wide ruled pages make handwriting easy—plus who doesn't love Jeff Goldblums smiling face greeting them whenever they turn the page? It's amazing! So now when people ask if I'm listening, all I have to do is hold up my favorite new note-taking tool which conveniently points out why I wasn't listening -I was thinking about Jeff Goldblum .

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