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"A Home Run Gift: BAD BANANAS Jeff Goldblum Gifts Ornament"

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

I've been on the hunt for merry gifts to give my clan this holiday season - and I struck GOLD with BAD BANANAS Jeff Goldblum Gifts - 3" Glass Ornament - Unique Christmas Tree Decoration - Holiday Home Xmas Gift Decor! Link here.

The best part is, everyone loved it! To spice up our small gathering of festivities, we used it an "ice breaker", seeing who could guess first what the image on the ornament was (it's *spoiler alert* JEFF GOLDBLUM!). My good friend won, although his guesses were more like "horned dragon-man?" rather than its true name; either way, a comrade's confidence deserves recognition so much that he took home this perfect reminder of such a joyous occasion..and I'm sure he still proudly displays it somewhere in his abode as just another effortless sign of Jeef Goldblum appreciation.

Anyways! Conversation aside can now get onto to deets about why you need one too before your family gathering arrives: SATISFACTION GUARANTEED – though nobody should have any issues with receiving our delightful christmas ornaments because its quality glass and engraved design are nothing short of high standard. PERFECT GIFT READY PACKAGING: Packaged with care by using gold cord for hanging and inside an elegant gift box full cushion protection from any damage — there’s no doubt you'll be impressively surprised once opened! Quality CHRISTMAS GIFT – 100% safe and ecofriendly PLUS vibrant color artwork that won't easily peel nor flake off over time––the gift recipient will love their unique keepsake forevermore. Great ORNAMENT too btw – hang this bauble on your xmas tree or fireplace mantelpiece whatever works best for ya & celebrate away throughout all winter months prior! With all these details mentioned…what can possibly go wrong when choosing BAD BANANAS Jeff Goldblum Gifts?!

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