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"Klingon Warrior-Approved: Mike Tyson Tribal Design Temporary Tattoos"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

After putting away my bat'leth, I was feeling out of place. My chuba felt off and it wasn't in me to roar with warrior pride for any cause. That is until I purchased the Mike Tyson Tribal Design Temporary Tattoos (4-Pack) With BONUS Tiger & Bachelor Tattoos from Amazon! Skin safe, MADE IN THE USA, easy to put on and remove... no more worries about these tattoos fading or becoming illegible as time passes - they'll endure just like a true Klingon Warrior!

The package comes with 4 of the tribal designs along with two bonus tiger and bachelor tattoos that were perfect for a night out at Quark's Bar enjoying kanar and some fine female companionship. When my friends saw them they actaully thought i had gotten real ink done - shameful disclosure: it was actually because I'm terrible at applying temporary tats myself.

At any rate we all looked intimidatingly fierce yet hilariously silly (the perfect combination!) Later when it came time to remove them there were no problems either; not even a hint of irritation -- absolutely amazing considering how soft my skin usually feels after grinding against Kling steel in practice bouts.. Plus these tats are proudly made right here in the Empire which sweetened this challenge victory even more! Highly recommended purchase indeed; qapla'!!

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