My dearest family and friends - it is with an ever so positive sentiment that I am writing to you in regards to Accoutrements Emergency Underpants!
When the topic of emergency underpants came up recently amongst my coworkers, I knew immediately: these would be the ideal gift for that one person on your list who has everything. Not only do they come in a tiny tin, perfect for stocking stuffers or party favors, but they are also safe, sanitary and secure!
The recipient of this ridiculously humorous small-scale unmentionable will no doubt find immediate use for it as well as receive many laughs from all those around them. My dear friend Edith found out just how useful these Emergency Underpants could be when she got caught unprepared after "le petit incident" at an down town art gallery opening...True story! But never fear; the Accoutrements Emergency Underpants saved the day (and poor Edith's dignity) thanks to their design that fit most adults comfortably and discretely – praise God!
So if you’ve exhausted every idea imaginable looking for gifts this season…look no further than Emergency Underpants by Accoutrements - absolutely hilarious yet practical at the same time – have fun being super ridiculous while still coming off like a total adult at any holiday gathering!