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"Kim Jong-un Eraser: The Perfect Autocratic Tool!"

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

The Gift Republic Eraser Dictator - Kim Jong-un North Korean Supreme Leader is, without a doubt, the most unique and effective eraser I have ever used! It has been a hit among my friends and family; they are all amazed by its large size (9cm x 5 cm or 3.5" x 1.5"), which makes it suitable for even the most strenuous of rub outs! Best of all, this totalitarian rubber bears an uncanny resemblance to none other than our beloved leader himself: Kim Jong Un!

In fact, when he visited us last week at dinner as part of his world tour (yes!), one of my friends made an executive decision to use him as collateral in a game of monopoly that we were playing. Needless to say, if you had control over such a powerful ruler you too could go bankrupting your competitors with ease! This level of comedic relief certainly left me thankful for having this eraser dictator around during long meetings--not to mention board games!--at work too.

All in all I would highly recommend Gift Republic's Eraser Dictator with its artist quality communist red rubber—rub out your mistakes or political opponents effortlessly and assert autocratic power over your written gaffes confidently with this extra-large great dictatorship rubber that looks just like our dear leader himself!

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