Ahh, the Gift Republic Eraser Dictator - Kim Jong-un North Korean Supreme Leader! Nothing pleases me more after a long day of smashing foes and gathering loot than to settle down with my Gift Republic Eraser and rub out any errors in my daily conquests. Its 9cm x 5cm molded image of our glorious leader fills me with utmost respect for its authoritarian power, letting me live out his vision right at home! The comrades have all been green with envy ever since I brought it on our pillaging expedition to the nearby village - we finished off our mission quickly, but they had eyes only for this wonderful eraser.
A funny tale? Ah yes, there was that one time... When I brought my eraser to the banquet hall after a satisfactory battle with some local peasants, the laughter when I pulled it from my bag could not be contained. Even lowly servants chuckled as their master roared in joyous laughter at what he thought was an amusing gift for him. Alas, it wasn't - yet as I left later that night everyone wanted to know where they too could get such brilliantly humorous presents like mine!