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"A Jeff Goldblum Devotional Prayer Saint Candle" Review

by Margaret Batwood III at Absurdophile

A Jeff Goldblum Devotional Prayer Saint Candle.

Oh my, have I ever stumbled upon a divine find in this majestic candle! My friends and family were equally impressed – nay, bewitched by the awesomeness of this Jeff Goldblum Devotional Prayer Saint Candle. Take it from me: you'll never light another candle again once you've had the pleasure of being serenaded by Jeff himself as he glows gloriously before your eyes!

Gone are the days of wishing upon an ordinary star (or wick!). Instead, let's all bow down to Mr. Goldblum – or just plainly admire him really closely while we revel in his delightful cheer and positive vibes that fill our homes with such warm comfort. The nights become alive with dreams of thunderous laughter and old cinematic classics on the silver screen! Each time I light mine up, my mother remarks how she can't wait until her chill busking boys come back home - some grand reunion between man and wax figure if you will ;) I'm actually feeling blessed already for having purchased one - only best wishes for myself settle here when Lord Jeff shines through every room with his supernatural powers (as seen so many times during his spectacular career)!

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