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"A Divine Experience: Jeff Goldblum Devotional Prayer Saint Candle"

by Zebra the Ref at Absurdophile

Funny. Elegant.

When I got the Jeff Goldblum Devotional Prayer Saint Candle for my friend, everyone in the office stopped and stared! Not only did it look true, funny, and elegant - it was one of our favorite inside jokes come to life: A candle devoted to all things Jeff Goldblum that we can finally pray to when times get tough or confusing, like trying to understand why he insisted on wearing a jacket while going through airport security (if you've seen Jurassic Park you'll know what I'm talking about). We lit it right away and dedicated some time for conversation with Jeff Prime during lunch break - thank goodness because his wisdom is unparalleled and his humor doubtlessly contagious! His image on the wrapper had us giggling out of control - this wasn't just any devotional candle...it was truly an experience that could lift up any mood. Would definitely recommend especially if your friends are as big fans as mine are!

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