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"An Ode to the JURASSIC WORLD AMBER COLLECTION Dr.Ian Malcolm Standard Action Figure"

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

I begrudgely confess that I have recently become a devotee of the JURASSIC WORLD AMBER COLLECTION Dr. Ian Malcolm Standard action figure. Not only is it extremely posable, but its authentic decoration and detail capture the essence of my favorite Jurassic Park film perfectly!

This incredible action figure also includes an array of accessories such as extra hands for enhanced playability, a display stand to show off your awesome collection and flare and water cup accessories to recreate screaming nostalgia from Steven Spielberg’s 1993 classic dino epic. Moreover, perhaps the most captivating thing about this action figure is how surprisingly easy it was to compose into kick ass battle poses reminiscent of classic Gladiator films in just minutes!

What’s best about it is that everyone can join in on the fun! The Dr. Ian Malcolm Standard Action Figure is suitable for ages 4 up; young rascals will forever cherish living out their prehistoric fantasies each day with all their mates as if they too were archaeologists hunting raptors in ancient jungles like John Hammond himself! In addition, adults can finally relish being able to spend hours photographing their figures while collecting Amber Collection series paired with endless conversations among friends or family or coworkers over which one looked more heroic: a Tyrannosaurus Rex killing Rampage Pose or an Isla Nublar Attack Run stance?

Now get up out yer seat Barbarian and go purchase dis mighty fine product before another raging warrior claims bragging rights by having been first ta own da legendary JURASSIC WORLD AMBER COLLECTION Dr.Ian Malcolm Standard action figga!!

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