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"A Philosophical Approach to Facelift: My Review of Gold Happy Lift"

by Drill Sergeant Jamison at Absurdophile

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I've tried to do an impossible job: lift my face without going under the knife! That's why I tried Gold Happy Lift, The True Facelift Based on a Philosophical Approach. It was alllllllright: not amazing but it fulfilled its promise of lifting my spirits and helping me stay positive about life, even in difficult times!

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