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"Little Birds in Cages: Uneasiness Behind the Scenes"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

Ah, Little Birds in Cages. What kind of sick pleasure is it that you bring? Little Birds have been touted as the perfect gift for everyone from kindergarteners to locked prisoners alike; after all, they’re cute, they’re cuddly and - if we're being honest here - no one knows what their purpose is! All joking aside though, this strange product gives me a sense of uneasiness; why couldn't these lovable little birds just be let free instead of kept captive in tiny cages?! If you're looking to buy something with an unknown backstory and mysterious agenda then by all means go ahead with purchasing this novel little item - but don't expect any answers as to whats really going on behind the scenes.

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