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"Jetpack Pick Me Up: A Great Illusion Fancy Dress Outfit!"

by Drill Sergeant Jamison at Absurdophile

Man oh man, I can't even begin to express how happy I am that this Jetpack Pick Me Up Inflatable Costume has come into my life! This fantastic Great Illusion Fancy Dress Outfit is one size fits most and has been crafted with excellence in mind by the passionate folks over at [insert company name here], founded back in 2009! With an elasticated seal and high powered fan lasting up to 4 hours of battery life, you'll definitely be turning heads when everyone starts noticing your amazing costume - plus it comes complete with a pocket so you have access to all your essentials without having to take the whole thing off! All these specs added together equals me wearing this for Halloween parties, trick or treating, or just general fun days out - there are no limits!

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