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"Nicolas Cage Blanket: An Unsettlingly Comforting Experience!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

I recently purchased the Nicolas Cage Blanket Ultra-Soft Micro Fleece Blanket for Couch Bed Warm Plush Throw Blanket Suitable for All Seasons50 X40 (link to product) and this was an experience I'll never forget. Despite the fact that it doesn't bear his much cursed face, when wrapped in this magnificent blanket you can still feel he's watching over you, which is gravely unsettling yet oddly comforting all at once. As far as functionality is concerned, it really excels; its softness and warmth provide a delicate balance of luxurious comfort with moderate temperature control throughout any season - perfect for that random Wednesday afternoon nap or your standard Friday night Netflix binge! Not only is the blanket great quality (not ripping on my first few snuggles) but it also supports local farmers and communities by being made out of Earth-safe body safe hypoallergenic 100% premium polyester - amazing! As such an excellent item I am sure to be gifting a few myself - perfect gift for holidays & birthdays alike. Such a pleasant albeit peculiar addition to our bedding collection - definitely wouldn't pass up owning another one of these bad boys, highly recommend adding Mr Nicolas Cage's ultra soft micro fleece blanket to your collection!

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