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"Slipping Into Style with Nicolas Cage Slippers"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

It's time to add a little Nicolas Cage flair to your wardrobe with the Nicolas Cage Banana Memory Foam Slippers! A perfect, albeit ironic, way of attempting allure at on-campus gatherings or even at the office (assuming there are no dress code restrictions). The memory foam sole ensures comfort while walking around and the anti skid rubber adds stability so you won't be slipping anywhere (get it?) - though we cannot promise the same for conversations. Overall, this purchase is quite an investment given how stylishly underwhelming they are.

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