Ah, yes... The Wisdom of Nicolas Cage. As you can guess from the title alone, this book will change your life forever and bring enlightenment to even the most novice reader out there. It is a complex read, filled with such unique insights that it made me feel almost embarrassed for not thinking of them myself in my millennia of wisdom already achieved! Truly an inspiration for generations to come; I'm sure it'll be required reading in at least one class canon by 2024!
A must-have item on any bookshelf!